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LAME EMAIL

If you run a web site you get alot of this.  Strange notes from AOLers and WEBTVers.
Mostly harmless but you gotta wonder about people looking for answers from an image of a celebrity.
Here is the *best of* the lame email I have received over the past few years.

Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 10:40:59 +0000
From: Rudolph Hennig School <c@.ab.ca>
Organization: Elk Island Schools
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Macintosh; I; 68K)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Ziggy Marley

Is Ziggy Marley Related to Bob Marley

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 13:17:34 +0000
From: Beatrice Sandler <bea@total.net>
Reply-To: bea@total.net
Organization: vivid creative services
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Macintosh; I; PPC)
To: artrocit@clark.net

So, Junior Cat when are you coming out with a new album? I aso went to Super Cat's concert when he came down to Toront, but I was also hopeing you would do a concert with him.


From: Violynyst@aol.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 13:55:55 -0500 (EST)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Of Course

i'm looking for the sheet music to of course, full score or even just the violin part. If you know of anywhere i could find this (online or elsewhere) it would be greatly appreciated.
Thanx a lot.
~Amanda


From: trini@webtv.net (Patricia Dyal)
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 02:58:57 -0500
To: artrocit@clark.net

Hi? how are you? I was wondering how come i don't see or hear about you any more, what have you been up to lately. And if i am going to see any thing about you soon? I an my best friend are 'two of your biggest fans and we would love to see you soon."

Thank"s trish.


Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 14:00:09 -0800
From: Markus Steinmayr <mstein@steinmayr.de>
Reply-To: mstein@steinmayr.de
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win16; I)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Recent pichtures on your homepage

Dear friends,
we wonder who we are on this bloody monday morning. Because we are both addicted to beauty and asthetic wellness, we are simply shocked by the unbelievable and unbearable biographical-visual implementation of personal life in the net. We cannot understand why people are so
indolent. Sorry for our unpoliteness but you always have to follow your asthetic convictions.
Stay sane and beautiful
            Mk+Sk


From: Khadjeih1@aol.com
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 19:57:53 -0400 (EDT)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Hello

How can I get in touch with the Queen?


Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 11:31:02 -0700
From: petert <tsdeng@ozemail.com.au>
Reply-To: pe@oznet02.ozemail.com.au
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0Gold (Win95; I; 16bit)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: janes addiction

what are the words to jane says by janes addiction?


From: yodaa@webtv.net (leah * leyton *)
Date: Thu, 29 May 1997 12:54:37 -0700
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: p funk

can i hear some music


Date: Wed, 04 Jun 1997 15:48:17 -0500
From: Eric Crisp <" stu1489"@westga.edu>
Organization: geology West Georgia College
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: guidance
X-Status:

much guidance my lord for bigging up Rastafari and Jah prophet from a sympathizer of of Rastafari


From: LOCDOGJS10@aol.com
Date: Sat, 7 Jun 1997 00:37:05 -0400 (EDT)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: i want to see naked pix of eric and Dave

your sight kicks so much ass. I like it I like it a lot.Janes was the greatest band to ever walk the face of this earth and it's cool to see people that agree with that.

I'm a girl send me pix of Eric and Dave.


From: central63060469@webtv.net (Gerry Taylor)
Date: Mon, 18 Aug 1997 21:02:11 -0400
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: sead pauline hosey a picture of you'


call me ask 803 65x xxxx


From: Marco Bozzola <m.bozzola@studenti.to.it>
Date: Sat, 06 Sep 97 01:30:40 -700
To: artrocit@clark.net
X-Mailer: Mozilla/1.0N (Windows)
Subject: cilla

my compliments!!!!!!

do you remember???
ciao (...it was Milan..)


Reply-To: <@gte.net>
From: "Tampa Technical Institute" <tti18@gte.net>
To: <artrocit@clark.net>
Subject: Ziggy (David) you're such a inspiration to reggae music and to the memory of you Late Great father Robert Nesta Marley . May Jah be by your side forever!!!!


From: PhatD00D@aol.com
Date: Sun, 2 Nov 1997 00:19:10 -0500 (EST)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Blues solo improvement

How do you come up with a blues solo? What is a good clear blues sound amplifier? Thank you


From: "Flia. Quevedo" <cquevedo@uio.telconet.net>
To: <artrocit@clark.net>
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 11:07:37 -0500
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1155

I am sergio quevedo and my question is : ¿who is the best guitarist in the world?

my direction: cquevedo@uio.telconet.net


Date: Mon, 22 Dec 1997 22:03:09 +1000
From: Hibb <hibb@eis.net.au>
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.01 [en] (Win95; I)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: J.A.

Hi,

I was wondering if you know where i could find the complete lyrics to the self titled album.
Also, why don't they include the little seperate lyric booklet with ritual de lo habitual any more??

Cheers,
Hibb.

Reply-To: <iain@wilsons.prestel.co.uk>
From: "Iain Wilson" <Iain@wilsons.prestel.co.uk>
To: <artrocit@clark.net>
Subject: Could you teach me to play
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 1998 14:42:02 -0000
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1161

Hello i was wandering if you could teach me the blues guitar?  I would be very grateful

Many Regards

Justin


From: SMVD <SMVD@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 1998 14:42:03 EST
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: janes addiction info.
Organization: AOL (http://www.aol.com)
X-Mailer: Inet_Mail_Out (IMOv11)

do you have any pics of janes addictions dave navarro and perry farrell


Date: Fri, 16 Jan 1998 15:47:04 +0000
From: bruno blum <blum@worldnet.fr>
Reply-To: blum@worldnet.fr
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01-C-MACOS8 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: birthdates

can you please supply the birthdates and places of birth of Ziggy,Sharon, Stephen & Cedella?

Thanks.
Bruno.


From: Rave85@aol.com
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 13:51:30 EST
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: blues guitar
X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 for Windows 95 sub 49

what artists would you recommend to begin learning how to play the blues? i would appreciate your input.


From: LEATHERR@webtv.net (Erika Mullins)
Date: Tue, 3 Mar 1998 13:30:05 -0500
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: TO QUEEN LATIFAH,

My name is Erika Mullins I live in J.C.
The reason I am writing you, is because I
need your help. I'm a big fan of yours, and
watching you on T.V makes me feel as
though I all ready know you.
I know your familiar with the J.C. area, if
you can just find it in your heart to help
out a youg BLACK MOTHER of two,
with a JOB , you won't regret it!


My 7 year old daughter is in love with you.
She thinks you really were killed in
"SET IT OFF".
So please I am begging you, I really need your
help.

Signed
ERIKA OF J.C.
(201)xxx-xxxx


Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 23:37:55 -0500
From: Gwanny Tjoa <tjoagw@bossnt.com>
Reply-To: tjoagw@bossnt.com
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01-C-MACOS8 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: i/

who the hell is this? I certainly cannot recognize this person!


From: Medicmark <Medicmark@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 02:33:13 EST
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: redneck rampage
X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 for Windows 95 sub 64

yo Mojo , You gotta play Vegas my friend . More importatly you gotta let us know when. I gotta hear some dome crackin tunes live. I am so sick of the every day fucked up jive. (on the local radio that is) Skid on the board really floats my boat. So lets get together for some hard alcohol and a fine bitch with a deep throat. IN VEGAS. IM OUT...

 


From: "joe oneal" tjoneal@usa.net
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Question
Date: Fri, 15 May 1998 12:28:55 -0500
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.2106.4

I have been playing guitar for around 10 years now..I am worse now than five years ago due to lack of playing and the lack of playing with other people. I would like to learn and practive modern blues phrasing, as well as learn the fret board and uncover its secret. Can you guide me in the direction i need to go. I was once pretty hot on soloing using the blues and minor pentatonic scales. I need something that will make all the difference in the world when it comes to mastering blues phrasing. Also a way to practice by myself and still improve my playing....I need this, I want to jam....

Any advise will be truly appreciated..

Thanks
Tommy J. O'Neal


From: MLeoRose@aol.com
Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 09:56:42 EDT
To: artrocit@clark.net
Subject: Hi
X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 16-bit for Windows sub 38

I was wondering if there will be anyone like Jewel, Puala Cole, Bens Fold Five ect... at toads place soon I mean like anyone who is really popular?